| 1. | Love is spoken here |
| Family last name: Established 1993 |
| Enter as strangers, Leave as friends |
| In our home let love abide, and bless all those who step inside |
| Home . . . where your feet may leave, but not your heart. - Oliver Wendell |
| The ornaments of a home are the friends who frequent it. |
| Be a sweetie . . Wipe your feeties |
| May our home know joy, each room hold laughter, every window open to great possibilities |
| 1. | Bon Appetit |
| Never trust a skinny cook |
| Real men wear aprons |
| No Empty Chairs |
| So this isn't home sweet home. Adjust |
| Grandma's kitchen. . . Tasters welcome |
| Broken cookies don't have calories |
| Spice a dish with love and it pleases every palate |
| A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious |
| If we are what we eat then I'm fast, cheap and easy |
| A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand |
| My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines |
| If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen |
| Give a man an inch and he thinks he's a ruler |
| Today's Menu Choices: Take it or Leave it |
| This kitchen is closed due to illness, I'm sick of cooking |
| Nothing says lovin' like fresh pie from the oven |
| Hand over the chocolate and nobody will get hurt |
| If there is no chocolate in Heaven, I'M NOT GOING! |
| My favorite thing to make for dinner is reservations |
| Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves for they shall never cease to be amused |
| Countless number of people have eaten in this kitchen and gone on to lead normal lives |
| Christ, the Center of Our Home, A Guest at Every Meal, A Silent Listener to Every Conversation |
| Enjoy Life ~ It's Delicious! |
| 1. | When All Else Fails... Take a Bath |
| 2. | There must be quite a few things a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them |
| 3. | Good Clean Fun |
| 4. | Bubbles, Bubbles Everywhere |
| 5. | Be your own kind of beautiful |
| 6. | Rub-a-Dub-Dub, who is that in the tub? |
| 7. | Cowboys Don't Take Baths |
| 8. | It will all come out in the wash |
| 9. | How long a minute is, depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on |
| 10. | Our aim is to keep the bathroom clean. Your aim will help |
| 11. | Rubber ducky, you're the one |
| 12. | Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday |
| 13. | Splish, Splash, I was taking a bath! |
| 14. | Laundry Room: Drop your drawers here |
| 15. | When I said "I DO" I didn't mean the laundry |
| 16. | Laundry - 10 cents (bleach extra) |
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